I intended to use this blog to convey my lofty, grandiose, life-altering musings, but since every time I think of a good idea, I forget it before I can set pen to paper (or, in this case, fingers to keys), or that I can't convey effectively the point I'm trying to make (or I just sound like a total d-bag)...

As was the case here. I started writing an entry, saved it, and then totally forgot what the hell I was writing about. So now I do sound like a total d-bag. Also, if you spot any spelling errors in my blog, I'm saying it upfront, I'm typing this from a laptop and it doesn't have that great of a keyboard.

So...going forward, have fun reading my wacky thoughts (I like the word wacky, but I hate using it to describe myself. I actually hate most words that are used to describe myself, but that's because they all sound so forced) and try not to hate me too much.